{"product_id":"the-meat-packer","title":"THE MEAT PACKER","description":"THE ORIGINAL DSF — OFFICIAL MEAT PACKERS SHIRT\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis isn't just a shirt. It's a membership card.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSlip on the original Dick Shaped Food logo tee and you're officially one of us: an elite group of culinary observers dedicated to spotting innocent foods with intruiging silhouettes.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWelcome to the DSF Meat Packers Club.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMembership requirements are simple: wear the shirt, keep your eyes open, and never walk past a strangely proportioned potato without giving it the respect it deserves.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhen people see the DSF logo, they'll know two things:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n1. You have impeccable taste.\u003cbr\u003e\n2. You're clearly packing meat.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nJoin the hunt. Find a Dick in the Wild, photograph yourself wearing your DSF gear with the offending foodstuff, and submit your specimen to dickshapedfood.com for a chance to earn eternal glory on our Dicks in the Wild page.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFood only, degenerates. Keep it clothed.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDICK SHAPED FOOD\u003cbr\u003e\nPremium shirts for rare people.\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48288930857012,"sku":"1694278_474","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48288930889780,"sku":"1694278_505","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48288930922548,"sku":"1694278_536","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48288930955316,"sku":"1694278_567","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48288930988084,"sku":"1694278_598","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48288931020852,"sku":"1694278_629","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/0320\/0308\/files\/unisex-basic-softstyle-t-shirt-black-front-and-back-6a98d50b6dd69.jpg?v=1788400933","url":"https:\/\/dickshapedfood.com\/products\/the-meat-packer","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}