DICK SHAPED FOOD

We make the shirts.

You find the dicks.

We’re on a mission to document the world’s most magnificent meat accidents. Wear the uniform. Find the food. Get featured. Become legend.

Andy holding the original chicken nugget, specimen number 0001

THE MEAT COUNTER

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BIDENOMICS

BIDENOMICS

$14.50

FREE GEORGE FLOYD

FREE GEORGE FLOYD

$14.50

Ilhan Omar Isn't Looking For A Husband

Ilhan Omar Isn't Looking For A Husband

$14.50

LIFE IS A DOG HOUSE

LIFE IS A DOG HOUSE

$28.00

Dicks in the wild

Real people. Ridiculous food. A future home for the world’s most questionable discoveries.

01. Wear the uniform

Start with your favorite DSF shirt.

02. Spot a specimen

Nature has a deeply questionable sense of humor.

03. Get inspected

Customer gallery and photo submissions are coming soon.