Submit a Dick

The Department of Questionable Produce

Found an innocent food item with an unfortunate silhouette? You’re in the right department.

Photo submissions are coming soon. This page does not currently accept uploads.

What belongs here

Food. Actual food. Naturally occurring oddities, improbable vegetables, and suspicious snacks. No nudity or explicit imagery.

How we plan to inspect the evidence

The planned form will let you upload a photo, give the specimen a name, and identify the DSF shirt featured. You’ll be able to choose a public nickname and explicitly give permission for the photo to be displayed.

Every submission will be reviewed before publication. Please use only photos you own and have permission to share, and leave out private information such as home addresses.

The final submission rules and form will appear here before submissions open.

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