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THE ORIGINAL DSF — OFFICIAL MEAT PACKERS SHIRT
This isn't just a shirt. It's a membership card.
Slip on the original Dick Shaped Food logo tee and you're officially one of us: an elite group of culinary observers dedicated to spotting innocent foods with intruiging silhouettes.
Welcome to the DSF Meat Packers Club.
Membership requirements are simple: wear the shirt, keep your eyes open, and never walk past a strangely proportioned potato without giving it the respect it deserves.
When people see the DSF logo, they'll know two things:
1. You have impeccable taste.
2. You're clearly packing meat.
Join the hunt. Find a Dick in the Wild, photograph yourself wearing your DSF gear with the offending foodstuff, and submit your specimen to dickshapedfood.com for a chance to earn eternal glory on our Dicks in the Wild page.
Food only, degenerates. Keep it clothed.
DICK SHAPED FOOD
Premium shirts for rare people.
THE MEAT PACKER
$30.00
This isn't just a shirt. It's a membership card.
Slip on the original Dick Shaped Food logo tee and you're officially one of us: an elite group of culinary observers dedicated to spotting innocent foods with intruiging silhouettes.
Welcome to the DSF Meat Packers Club.
Membership requirements are simple: wear the shirt, keep your eyes open, and never walk past a strangely proportioned potato without giving it the respect it deserves.
When people see the DSF logo, they'll know two things:
1. You have impeccable taste.
2. You're clearly packing meat.
Join the hunt. Find a Dick in the Wild, photograph yourself wearing your DSF gear with the offending foodstuff, and submit your specimen to dickshapedfood.com for a chance to earn eternal glory on our Dicks in the Wild page.
Food only, degenerates. Keep it clothed.
DICK SHAPED FOOD
Premium shirts for rare people.